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These answers show that I am faith based and superstitious. By that, I mean take a screen shot of his profile and draw a stick figured version of myself next to him. Straight to the point and totally true.
Maybe I am meant to meet the future Mr. Fayvinova online. Maybe my future is waiting for me to click a tiny heart underneath his picture and decide to give into societal pressures. The kind of combination that makes men weak in the knees — from running away.
This app is percent for that. If you are an online dater, it doesn't hurt to be a little specific about what you want.
This man made room for me to imagine myself with him. He's in it for the long game and I am into it.
Or maybe I will spend 15 minutes setting up a fake profile using my actual picture and proceed to make people online uncomfortable. It also shows that I'm not jealous of other people's love since I'm standing underneath their tree.
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Bristlr is both hilarious and oddly specific. MaybeBristlr is the key to my happiness. Like Maria Bamford or finger cots.
The name of the app is Bristlr, so I would suggest being more specific with your profile picture. I think love finds you when it finds you — or when it stops asking about feet stuff.
By Dasha Fayvinova. More specifically, it promises to pair up with a hunky lumberjack looking man. I'm currently on two dating apps where every other message is asking for pictures of my feet, but I'm surprisingly not bitter.
To be honest, with the amount of jewelry commercials that keep making me feel crappy for not being engaged I looked at this app in a whole new light. At this point I cannot tell if I will be on a date with Santa or Santa's fully grown adult friend. At this point you will see matches that are near you.
I think my potential suitor will appreciate that my username matches the pics. In case you were wondering how specific dating websites have gotten in the last decade, look no further than the dating app that pairs you with a beard. That last one really speaks to me Don't get me wrong, I'm not bitter.
That's right, he will be taking my last name in this made up scenario. I've had tons of fun looking at my selection this morning.
Beard lovers and beard havers
Get brutally honest. If that means starting an existential crisis within your potential partners, then so be it.
This profile picture says "I'm mysterious, get to know me". Images: Bristlr; Pexels.