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I am an attractive, kind, intelligent, fun man who know how to treat someone with respect and how to make you feel special while you are with me. I asked that she would be somewhere in her thirties to early forties?? I bet seeing that will make you want to twinkle your nose, or grab your ear, or squeeze your crotch, or whatever it is you do to get your fat ass up the fucking chimney.
I am open to talking with a lady that may or may not want intercoursebut loves oral sex and is very good at it. We can take it from there and see how far we take it. One more reminder Santa.
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. So Santa. Anyway, I always thought that if I did the right thing, I would finally be rewarded and receive the perfect present. Let me know if you wanna meet up there. Eleanore Age: About Hey Santa. Consider this your warning. She would excite my heart first and the rest of my body would follow.
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I'm a very accomplished musician and I'm actually have somewhat of a hidden nerd side to me; I'm a biochemistry major and I genuinely enjoy the subject College Statistics :P I love humor and a girl who can really come into her own but really I'm flexible. I am 6 foot lbs. That ship has sailed.
So what's your fantasy? I'm fine with travelling to you. Anyway, I asked you to send me a one of your prettiest elves. I am very fit, well hung and very clean and swell groomed. You already knew that I treat people with dignity and respect, well, except maybe in that once instance with Carmen, but I swear, she told me she wanted it that way But I digress once again.
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I tried to explain that as corny as it sounds, that my definition of a perfect woman is one who could show me I was more of a man than I ever dreamed possible simply because she was more of a woman that I ever dreamed of finding. The guy who is in good shape and loves the outdoors, and is more comfortable staying in and watching a movie than going out to clubs or bars. Attractive Guy! Hey, I'm a pounds muscular and fitsize 30 waist etc etc.
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In my letter, I explained that she would of course be good looking, and by that I meant that she would be good looking to me--what others think is not important. You already knew how I try my best to hold myself to a higher standard than what I constantly see all around me. I can accommodate any desires you may have from vanilla to and even public displays. I'm free for the rest of today, if you're interested maybe we can meet up and have a little make out session just first base stuff?